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3 CHRISTMAS BEASTS THAT AREN’T KRAMPUS‏!!

Hidden, Lummi Island, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Hidden, Lummi Island, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

3 CHRISTMAS BEASTS THAT AREN’T KRAMPUS‏!!

I can almost guarantee that all of you are familiar with Krampus by now. This evil, half-goat version of Santa Claus has become extremely popular over the last few years, and with the release of Michael Dougherty’s film, Krampus, there isn’t a doubt that most of the North American population will be on a first-name basis with the Bavarian demon of legend.
What you may not know is Krampus isn’t the only creature looking to wreak some wintry havoc, there are a few others I’ve found with similar ideals. Don’t get me wrong, I love Krampus, but he is getting all the limelight right now. Let’s take a look at some other demons of Christmas.

Discovering Scarfolk

Broomhead, LaConner, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Broomhead, LaConner, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

Discovering Scarfolk

Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. “Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.” For more information please reread.

Wyrd Britain

Stone Pile, Lummi Island, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Stone Pile, Lummi Island, WA. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

Wyrd Britain

Welcome to Wyrd Britain, a blog concerned with stories in, of, from and about the stranger places of Britain.
Stories that explore a Britain other than the one we think we know. A Britain where the ghosts are unquiet, where the woods are alive and where distinctions between the present, the future and the past are permeable.

The SPC Foundation

Old Frontier Prison, Rawlins, WY. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Old Frontier Prison, Rawlins, WY. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

The SPC Foundation

Mankind in its present state has been around for a quarter of a million years, yet only the last 4,000 have been of any significance.

So, what did we do for nearly 250,000 years? We huddled in caves and around small fires, fearful of the things that we didn’t understand. It was more than explaining why the sun came up, it was the mystery of enormous birds with heads of men and rocks that came to life. So we called them ‘gods’ and ‘demons’, begged them to spare us, and prayed for salvation.

In time, their numbers dwindled and ours rose. The world began to make more sense when there were fewer things to fear, yet the unexplained can never truly go away, as if the universe demands the absurd and impossible.

Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us, and we must stand up for ourselves.
While the rest of mankind dwells in the light, we must stand in the darkness to fight it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane and normal world.

We secure. We contain. We protect.

— The Administrator