Oh the humanity. Sure, polyester bell bottom pantsuits were all the rage, but why put a child in flammable clothing that sounds like a viper is chasing them with each step they take?

Or how about the gratuitous use of denim, where denim was never meant to go?

That’s my dad, in a denim 3-piece suit. Yes, I was a Blue Bird. WoHeLo!

Here is a photo of my lil’ sis and me on my CHEETAH, which was the most AWESOME thing ever!! I loved that bike and literally rode it until the wheels fell off. But, dear gods, check out my SHOES. Seriously, Fashion Faux Pas Fairy, what were you thinking?