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Theme: Fairy Tales, Myth, and Folklore

Tale: Aschenputtel

Aschenputtel - Cinderella, Der Märchenbrunnen im Volkspark Friedrichshain, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Aschenputtel – Cinderella, Der Märchenbrunnen im Volkspark Friedrichshain, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Aschenputtel

Aarne-Thompson-Uther folktale type 510A, “The Persecuted Heroine/Cinderella”

The wife of a rich man fell sick, and as she felt that her end
was drawing near, she called her only daughter to her bedside and
said, dear child, be good and pious, and then the
good God will always protect you, and I will look down on you
from heaven and be near you. Thereupon she closed her eyes and
departed. Every day the maiden went out to her mother’s grave,
and wept, and she remained pious and good. When winter came
the snow spread a white sheet over the grave, and by the time the
spring sun had drawn it off again, the man had taken another wife.
The woman had brought with her into the house two daughters,
who were beautiful and fair of face, but vile and black of heart.
Now began a bad time for the poor step-child. Is the stupid goose
to sit in the parlor with us, they said. He who wants to eat bread
must earn it. Out with the kitchen-wench. They took her pretty
clothes away from her, put an old grey bedgown on her, and gave
her wooden shoes. Just look at the proud princess, how decked
out she is, they cried, and laughed, and led her into the kitchen.
There she had to do hard work from morning till night, get up
before daybreak, carry water, light fires, cook and wash. Besides
this, the sisters did her every imaginable injury – they mocked her
and emptied her peas and lentils into the ashes, so that she was
forced to sit and pick them out again. In the evening when she had
worked till she was weary she had no bed to go to, but had to sleep
by the hearth in the cinders. And as on that account she always
looked dusty and dirty, they called her cinderella.
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Tale: Mother Hulda

Mother Hulda, Der Märchenbrunnen im Volkspark Friedrichshain, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Mother Hulda, Der Märchenbrunnen im Volkspark Friedrichshain, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

There was once a widow who had two daughters – one of
whom was pretty and industrious, whilst the other was ugly
and idle. But she was much fonder of the ugly and idle one,
because she was her own daughter. And the other, who was a
step-daughter, was obliged to do all the work, and be the
cinderella of the house. Every day the poor girl had to sit by a
well, in the highway, and spin and spin till her fingers bled.
Now it happened that one day the shuttle was marked with her
blood, so she dipped it in the well, to wash the mark off, but it
dropped out of her hand and fell to the bottom. She began to
weep, and ran to her step-mother and told her of the mishap. But
she scolded her sharply, and was so merciless as to say, since
you have let the shuttle fall in, you must fetch it out again.
So the girl went back to the well, and did not know what to do.
And in the sorrow of her heart she jumped into the well to get the
shuttle. She lost her senses. And when she awoke and came to
herself again, she was in a lovely meadow where the sun was
shining and many thousands of flowers were growing. Across this
meadow she went, and at last came to a baker’s oven full of bread,
and the bread cried out, oh, take me out. Take me out. Or I shall
burn. I have been baked a long time. So she went up to it, and
took out all the loaves one after another with the bread-shovel.
After that she went on till she came to a tree covered with apples,
which called out to her, oh, shake me. Shake me. We apples are
all ripe. So she shook the tree till the apples fell like rain,
and went on shaking till they were all down, and when she had
gathered them into a heap, she went on her way.
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Summary of Week 3: April 10th – April 16th

Sometimes, being the responsible one who meticulously plans everything so that it goes smoothly for everyone really sucks, especially when those plans continually fall apart in epic ways. Sometimes always having to be the one who reminds people to remember their purse, or drink enough water when they have a headache, or to stay out of the damn bike lane is exhausting. Sometimes, being the one who worries that everyone has everything they need to be happy, and comfortable, and content turns out to be a thankless task when it becomes apparent no one can or will reciprocate. Sometimes, when you are really having a hard time and the people around you are clearly not going to help you bail the boat…. you wake up, pack your bags and leave town. ZERO. FUCKS. GIVEN. If my best laid plans are going to continue to relentlessly backfire in my face, I will try being reckless and irresponsible. Because at this point, I have abandoned all hope and I have nothing to lose. I will let you know where I am once I figure out where this train goes.


Double deuce, Berlin. This is what happens when middle-aged women have had enough bullshit.


Vlog: Hamburg – Day 11 & Snack Food Trials: French Bistro Chips & Haribo Berries


Vlog: Church Bells in Hamburg


Gallery: Hamburg


You know you are an American when you hear gunshots and don’t bat an eye…. until you realize they are fireworks.


Vlog: Hamburg – Day 12


I kid you not, the (hopefully) drunk people next door keep making what sounds like elephant noises and scratching on the walls.


Vlog: Bremen – Day 12


So, I’m in Bremen, looking for food, which is impossible because it’s Sunday. There is a restaurant in the hotel, and I was trying to figure out the menu ahead on Google Translate…. I know the kids back home go crazy for “granular Werder bread and Butter potty for self lubricating” and “Tatar of Bremer Ox”.

Vlog: Bremen – Day 12: Rallies and Bremer Knipp


Vlog: There’s a Rally Goin’ On


Gallery: Bremen


You know, I always thought the whole “Germans love techno” thing was a cliche. It isn’t. Every single breakfast buffet, the grocery stores, the train station, even the little pharmacies they have everywhere all sound like Kraftwerk does their soundtrack. There is even a genre of schmaltzy “easy listening techno” that must be heard to be believed.


Vlog: Bremen – Day 13


German vending machine dinner. Blisters are so bad I can’t stand walking any further than the lobby.


Gallery: Alter Garnisonsfriedhof, Berlin (Old Garrison Cemetery)


Back in Berlin. Starting to feel like a home of sorts, I recognize things and feel more oriented. Had a moment where the crap GPS on my phone made me think I had gotten on the wrong train to Heidelberg. I am whupped and my feet look like a science experiment. Elliott is making me listen to German rap… which is surprisingly effective, but still not my kind of music.


Gallery: Der Märchenbrunnen im Volkspark Friedrichshain


Note to travelers: public toilets are not a thing in Berlin, so don’t drink a bunch of water at lunch and then realize you are miles from home and have to pee. ‪#‎fml


Gallery: Museumsdorf Düppel Fairy Tale Festival


They finally delivered the washing machine today. The guy installing it doesn’t speak any English, and starts babbling at me in German using words I’ve never heard before. I stare at him like an idiot, and he finally holds up the plug, points at the wall socket and says slowly “ZU KURZ” (too short). My heart sinks because he indicates that he can’t leave until he tests the washer and I don’t even know the word for extension cord, let alone where to buy one at a moments notice. I text the landlord in a dither and he tells me there is one in the living room. Sure enough, Elliott finds one behind the couch. After spending a considerable amount of time translating the buttons and knows I now have clean clothes hanging on the drying rack and all is well. We are now officially settled in Berlin.


Ok, file this under impossible. Elliott and I stopped at the cemetery where Jacob Grimm is buried. This is about 30 minutes by train away, a completely random and out of the way corner of Berlin. As we are walking through the cemetery taking photos, I see someone on the path ahead of us… And out of 3 million people in Berlin, Ben Kohn is standing in front of me. Seriously, I can’t tell you how astronomical the odds of that are.


Gallery: Alter St.-Matthäus-Kirchhof


I Can’t German, Part 57: Can I recycle this? Well, according to this symbol, I must sacrifice all my ghosts to the ghost cage for Canada. Soooo, yes?

"Sacrifice all your ghosts to the ghost cage for Canada". Photo by Scarlett Messenger
“Sacrifice all your ghosts to the ghost cage for Canada”. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

I am trying to research German hiking songs, but so far on the list of composers the first 3 are 1. A Nazi 2. A pedophile 3. A victim of suicide. Apparently “Hiking Song Composer” in early 20th century Germany was a very dangerous vocation.


You know, I just wanted to say that seeing this tiny, quiet memorial today really scared me. We can pretend like these things happen somewhere else. We can demonize an entire nation for their actions or their perceived apathy. We can act like this can never happen in our homeland. I’m here to tell you, for the last 2 weeks I have been walking past houses where happy families once lived that were later extinguished in unimaginable filth and horror. Seriously, look at these pictures and realize that many of the windows you can see housed men, women, and children who were literally yanked from their homes and exterminated like vermin. This can, and if we are not careful it will, happen in our own nation. Every German I have a conversation with asks me about Trump in disbelief. When people like Trump and Cruz spout their contemptible garbage about killing the wives and children of terrorism suspects, or rounding Muslims up into “neighborhoods” (BTW, back in the day they called them “‘ghettos”, and it was kind of how the whole Holocaust kicked off) the thing I fear most is not the jackass that is braying his hateful garbage, it’s the people who are buying into it. The people who are assaulting protesters at rallies. The people who are “saluting” Trump. The people who are swallowing this manure by the spoonful. They are the ones I fear. Because THEY are the ones that give monsters power. They are the batteries that genocide runs on. Trump may or may not be a joke, but the human detritus that believes men like him are the solution are not. Because this is how that story ends.

Der Verlassene Raum – Memorial Sculpture for the Jewish citizens, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger
Der Verlassene Raum – Memorial Sculpture for the Jewish citizens, Berlin. Photo by Scarlett Messenger

Gallery: Museumsdorf Düppel Fairy Tale Festival

Elliott alerted me to a sign he saw advertising a fairy tale festival at a museum that is a recreation of a medieval German village. We decided to attend, and while it was very lovely and fun, it was raining quite hard and the actually storytelling was forced into tiny tents. Rather than elbow children out of the way for my own selfish interests, I opted to wander the grounds and try to talk to the staff. Language proved to be a challenge, because contrary to popular belief not everyone in Germany speaks English, especially older people who grew up in the East before the reunification. However, I did manage to learn a bit about “Schlüsselblumen”, or “key flowers”, which is the flower we call Cowslips. She explained that it was part of the folklore of fairies, elves, and woodland spirits, although I am not certain how. It is also known as the more Christianized “Himmelsschlüsselblumen”, or “Keys of Heaven Flowers”. It was a lovely, if not rainy, afternoon.